Ivy Blossom

• He’s so smart, omg
• He invented his own job
• He’s awfully pretty, everyone says so (he is awfully pretty)
• The police bend all the rules for him
• His flatmate, in defiance of his sexual orientation, falls in love with him at first sight
• His flatmate gives up time with his girlfriends and his family to wait on him hand and foot
• His flatmate waits on him hand and foot
• His flatmate, who is actually a doctor, gives up his profession in order to write about his daring and incredible adventures
• The nice lady at the morgue is in love with him even though he’s a dick to her
• His landlady loves him like a son and tidies up after him, in spite of the fact that he shoots holes in the walls and keeps thumbs in the fridge
• The world’s more brilliant criminal mastermind is in love with him, repeatedly attempts to best him, and finally kills himself so they can be together in hell
• The world’s most shrewd dominatrix is in love with him, in defiance of her sexual orientation

SHERLOCK HOLMES IS AN IRREDEEMABLE MARY SUE. IF HE PUT ON THE SORTING HAT, HE’D BE IN SPARKLYPOO.

I say this with love. Only with love. <3